everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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