Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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