u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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