Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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