Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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