im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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