Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
How external is "for external use only"?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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