Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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