Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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