plz talk dirty to me
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Randomize
