thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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