Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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