am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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