playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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