No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
how drunk are you?
Several
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize
