I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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