I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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