fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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