Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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