11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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