the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
