I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
they need to just BURY HIM!
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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