yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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