i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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