This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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