I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
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