i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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