i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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