Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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