id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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