Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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