did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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