as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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