there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
