names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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