we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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