Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
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