Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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