so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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