How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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