doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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