ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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