At least make sure they are 18
Why
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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