i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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