I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
