U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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