This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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