The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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