everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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