Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
