Me too!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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